12mo ago

Putin issues nuclear warning over US missiles

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Fuck you, Putin.
West wants to station Nukes at Russian borders.
Russia: "No, that's to close to me" cryingwojak.jpg
Signs contract for Ukraines sovereignty in exchange for no nukes stationed there.
Doesn't honor contract by attacking Ukraine
West bring out the nukes
Russia: Supprised Pikachu face
All Russia has to do is fuck off from Ukrainian soil as per maps before 2014, pay reparations for the next 100 years and we all good.
- Yeah but that would be so embarrassing.
- pay reparations for the next 100 years
  When we did that to Germany it led to something far worse
  
  Only because the reparations weren't severe enough to prevent Germany from becoming another military superpower but too severe to be handwaved away.
  Either give a slap on the wrist or make the country literally paraplegic. Don't just put a knife in the shoulder and call it a day.
Another week, another warning.
Just like my car engine.
- this reminds me of the story of the ahole dictator who cried nuke.
Bro, don’t you have like half-a-million graves to dig?
- that was was just last month numbers,
- Lol, for what bodies? They're all rotting in the sun in Ukraine.
What a fucking pussy.
Go cry harder lil putler
Anybody else hear some meaningless rattling noise?
Cold war redux.
Fuck Ukraine!!

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