How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?
Edit: call it MotörOil
You can't tell me what to do.
Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.
BRB
Edit
Owwie oof my bones
It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....
Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.
It's got what rave baes crave
The fun police are at it again!
GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!
This stuff is bangin
If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?
DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!
But... just a little? As a treat?
No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!
"Big juice doesn't want you to know this simple trick"
Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷
Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.
too late
But what about battery hurting juice?
