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ZapataCadabra [he/him] @hexbear.net

2y ago

One day the crabs will ring

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- The Grim Reaper got a little confused too. That's also why Kissinger's brother is dead.
I have a google alert for "kissinger dead" but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY
- It's been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.
  
  It'd be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.
  
  Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They're both a breath away.
  
  That demon needs to find a new "bespoke submersible vessel" based hobby
- don't sell him short, he also took rides on the
  plane!
AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME
BUT I KNOW
IT'S HENRY'S DAMN FAULT
when it happens there’s definitely gonna be a megathread right
or will the Local feed become flooded with posts about it
- Both hopefully.
Apparently he was a Billionaire? lmao also RIP bozo

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