wtf is shat masel
I gotcha fam, I got this shit
"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."
No cap I think that's it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language
English-like, not strictly English. The line is generally pretty blurry in the modern day
Defs no cap.
Shat myself
Dinnae fash yersel, it's jist a wee blether.
It's OP's friend. Shat Masel is always thinking the most outlandish things.
highlandish things
"...and I honestly shat myself thinking..." Also "goth" can be a goth, emo, metal head, or other adjacent subculture.. I'm not really sure what the deal with goths in Scotland is.
Living in perpetual rain fog and twilight does that with you
What language is this?
scots or scottish english maybe
Yep, it's Scots, or at least mostly
read it out loud
Scottish people have the best way of talking. We need more Scottish speaking people in this world.
There was a bunch of goths used to hang about outside Argos in Stirling and the locals called them The Argoths
