be cat, hunt outside for fun humans tell me "bad cat, you're destroying the ecosystem" be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist even share my food with my mortal enemy humans tell me "bad cat, can't even catch a mouse that's eating your food" ???
Neighbor's dogs peeking at me through the window: "Look, he's watching the cat eat his food and does NOTHING"
I thought I was here to sooth your crippling loneliness, not to manage your dirty habits' consequences.
be cat, hunt outside for fun
humans tell me "bad cat, you're destroying the ecosystem"
be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist
even share my food with my mortal enemy
humans tell me "bad cat, can't even catch a mouse that's eating your food"
???