This is fine.
This is fine.
This is fine.
My man is holding on to that table like he's about to fall off the earth
he should get on the floor. It's drunk frat bro rules: if everything starts spinning get on the floor, cause you can't fall off the floor
(plus it would be funny to watch him try and fail to get back up)
When your birthday cake looks like a bonfire
Bros got that Bilbo Baggins cake
Listen, I know half of you half as much as [inaudible] and uh anyway
If it wasn't for the fact I hate this motherfucker and his motherfucking face and his corrupt bullshit family, I would almost feel bad for this elder abuse.
Right after the photo the flames formed the visage of the Hornėd One, which spoke with a tongue of black smoke: "One more year, Robinette. Remember your side of the bargain."
WHY IS THERE ANOTHER CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE
At what point is it good idea to move from individual candles to two number-shaped candles? 20s?
He doesn't even look like Biden anymore
He's giving that look that says: "Just watch me."
Now watch me hit this drive
There's more candle and flame than cake
Listen, Jack
you get to a certain age and your birthday cake starts looking like a portal to the infernal realms that await you, hungering