"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Future kink

Cannot pee anymore :(

(because the pee is stored in the balls)

Don't kinkshame me

Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.

Go go gadget dick

Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to "go go gadget?"

Its so you can decide if its gonna be a boy or a girl

The breeding kink option

I'd imagine most men would only need to actually use the switch twice in their lives anyways. So having to wait a couple weeks wouldn't be too bad.

They told me three months. In case the wires reconnect

When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes

You need a button for that?

If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).

is this one of them brandnewsentences?

I'd say "imagine having to explain to your date why you've got cum in your ass", but it sounds like you already did.

I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?

I think I'd be more concerned if my hands were that small

"you're subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration."

That's some Chobits shit.

Male contraceptives are difficult to approve to begin with, specifically because there's no political will to expedite anything that benefits males as a sex. They don't need to go after this sort of thing until something actually gets approved.

The FDA also requires tighter standards regarding side effects because they do not prevent or treat a condition that the patient has (because pregnancy is not a concern for male persons). If you ever hear someone talking about a male pill and implying that the guys in the study couldn't deal with relatively minor side effects, it wasn't the patients that ended the study and it wasn't because patients were unwilling to continue using it.

There was also a pill derived from cotton plants, but it had two major issues: The first was that the difference between a contraceptive dose and a toxic dose was too small to be comfortable. The second was that sometimes (but not always) the effect was permanent.

There's also a technology developed in India for a sort of reversible vasectomy that requires an injection of a polymer in each vas. It started out as an attempt at an artificial heart design, in the 70s was used as the basis for a water pump, and still later became the basis for the contraceptive. US IP rights to it were bought by a US company in 2011, and a slightly different formulation of it was in testing until 2023 under the name Vasalgel (which proved less reversible than the original). The rights were bought by a different company in 2023 who are looking to try to bring it to market under the name Plan A For Men.

For you

The RGB just makes you nut faster.

What if you don't want to have kids with your concubine, but do want to have kids with your wife? What then... Mr smarty pants?

It's for when you need to pee

we have different definitions of the words 'spank bank'