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  • "we need skibidi biden back!"
    "yes, the thing, its comin back"

  • What does that even mean in this context?

    He's going to be an asshole to Conservatives? He can't stop giving them free handies

    • You know how you can make birds go to sleep if you put a cover over their cage so it's dark?

      it's like that

      • "Hey! What happened to the lights! I'm watching HBO here, jack. Hey! I'm the president of the... of the... of..." He's so sleepy-sleepy! It's hard to keep his eyes open! Then the president yawns. Jill says "night lights" and low-level lights go on so she can guide him to their room 'cause it's nighty-night. Jill tells he's going to have wonderful dreams. The president says - "About ice cream?" And Jill says "Yes! If you want, honey."

        Previously he had demanded he go to nighty-night himself but everybody was afraid he'd fall and break his hip. If the president is traveling and Jill isn't there - she's replaced by Jill 2.0. She's a young aide with a similar build and voice who wears copies of Jill's clothes and a Jill mask. If the president says "Why do you look different?" She just says "You're already dreaming,' and the president gets distracted and forgets his question.

  • Dark Brandon's going to purge his own party before touching the Republicans

  • what

  • Real

    energy with this one.

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