Rishi Sunak reveals his favourite meal is sandwiches in last-minute appeal to voters

The fact that this isn't The Onion is just bizarre. I constantly feel like this SMBC comic has to be accurate.

Can't tell at this point if his eating preferences are a bit odd or if he actually eats foie gras and wagu steaks every day, but he knows he can't share that with the electorate.

"Uhhh oh fuck it just write sandwiches"

Of course he loves sandwiches, it's the food of the Earls. But why pick that when you live in the country that invented chicken Tikka Masala?

Well Rishi I was on the fence but fuck me you've sold me.

Wow. He's got my vote!

He's done for

Oh, that’s rich.

Huh weird that then he hung out with an extremely tattooed bikini model in that same show. Very awkwardly. In the back of the photo (see pic #2)

What a cuck, 8000 years counting of history, recipes, and tradition in Indian food that is clearly superior to Br***** food, and man picked a white bread sandwich