Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston @lemmy.world 10 mo. ago

My Ancestor

Got it from a religious cringe instance, as how people of the 80s will live in the future... Mostly accurate except the shirt that still goes too hard.

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- Are we not talking about that process cut shirt saying SEX on the shoulder?
  
  That's a tattoo
Turns out the bible people ended up being the gun nuts, not sexually liberated people with tattoos.
- almost as if there is a link between violence and sexuald frustration.
  
  You’re saying the guy with the bible is a devo?
I need that monkey ancestor shirt I neeeeeeed it
- See link below to order!
  
  This ad is okay because it plagiarised a religious nut job, and that's funny.
Chic tracts. Serious propaganda aimed at convincing 80s children that they will be going to vividly imagined hell if they don't accept Jesus as their lord and savior. I'm not ashamed to say my 12 year old self had a moment of doubt.
- They're a great source of meme materials. The D&D one is legendary.
  
  I'm a fan of weirdly supportive Satan
  
  This one?
- Chick tracts are not chic.
Wait, which side loves guns?
- Ah, you see the event is always both weak and strong. The enemy is too weak to realize how guns help you protect your rights and your family while at the same time the enemy is very strong and dangerous and is armed to the teeth with guns and wants to take away your rights and kill your family.
I’m partial to the “drugs” shirt as well
I grew up with these as a homeschooled kid AMA
- Are the guns supposed to be bad or good?
  
  Ah here the guns are bad because Satan is holding them. If Jesus were holding them they'd be inalienable rights
- How was your education?
  
  I was taught by abeka books that evolution is just a theory so we shouldn't be swayed by it and ray comfort told me intelligent design is proved by a banana. The earth is probably only 6k to 10k years old because really smart people counted back the names in the Bible and multiplied it by the average life span between now and Methuselah.
  
  Fr though I dropped out of college but I got miscellaneous tech certs so im doing just fine. I had to unlearn for years before anything made sense. My grandfather tutored me though and he was a very skilled engineer with pieces in a museum so it made a difference. He was sometimes mean but he liked my curious side where most shut it down.
I love that the bible is half thr size of the kid and titled "The truth for youth". Just wow!
Ok but that girl’s arm tattoo goes so much harder

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