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They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.
Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
72 4 ReplyIn general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
31 1 Replyor maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
29 1 ReplyThey say there are no asexuals in fox holes
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African or European swallow?
15 0 ReplyI don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!
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That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?
If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?
Or whatever.
Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..
11 0 ReplyAnd many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
9 1 ReplyHonestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.
Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.
8 0 Replybuy twitter
call it nutter
fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm
5 0 ReplyThen the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.
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“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
8 0 ReplyYou put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
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Wasn't he fairly religious?
2 0 Replyso too are a lot of gay men
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