I don’t eat Oreos often, but when I do I kick it up a notch. I pour a glass of milk and keep dropping oreos in there til it’s full up to the top. Then I drink the milk and tilt the glass straight up causing the soggy sleeve of cookie mush to slowly slide down into my gaping maw.
Fucking heathens will burn. You have to learn to use the right amount of milk in cereal so none is left. Otherwise, pure milk is necessary to purge the vileness of the cereal milk.