Conservatives: "They're trying to cram gAy AgEnDa down our throats."
My Gay Friend: Works in an office. Pretty good with Excel. Plays golf on Saturdays. Likes cats. Has a boyfriend but still trying to decide if he's ready for a serious commitment. Just wants to be treated like a regular human being.
One of my gay friends is a Wyoming cowboy so stereotypical he might as well be an extra in the Yellowstone TV show. He brews beer, hunts, etc. The "gayest" thing he does is competitive line dancing which, if we're being honest, is not "gay" as much as it is dorky as hell.