Charlie (extremely stupid) and Ghost (slightly less extremely stupid). It looks like they are friends. They are not. Well... Charlie likes Ghost, it's just not reciprocated.
I noticed, that Charlie looks an awful lot like my dog, Bane.
So I dig through some photos to find a picture of him to post in a reply - and the first one I find is one with him and me - wearing a Star Wars shirt.
So I have to ask: Are you my evil/parallel universe twin? :-P
The only reason we keep them around is because they're cute. Ghost is mean and hates everyone and everything but us and has also brought dead animals or sometimes dead half-animals through the dog door- she won't let us have them sometimes either, but the worst was waking up to the back half of a rabbit and blood all over the floor. Meanwhile, Charlie wants endless pets and if you stop, he'll scratch you over and over until you do it again. I try to stop him from doing it to my face, but he's gotten my eye a couple of times and somehow not ripped it out. He also bites my daughter at random. Not hard, but he bites her. Then he wants her to pet him again. But at least he's stopped pooping in the living room.
Well, no major health problems, no strangers (or even friends) attacked, and since we have a dog door, they get lots of exercise, so overall they're not as big a handful as they sound. But they do annoy us.