Bulletins and News Discussion from May 20th to May 26th, 2024 - Never Break TrueAnon's Rules For Life - COTW: Azerbaijan
Image is of Azerbaijan's President, Aliyev (left) and Armenia's President, Pashinyan (right) in a meeting a month or two after Azerbaijan took Nagorno-Karabakh.
Never go to a second location.
Always get the interior ministry post.
Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft.
If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you.
If someone tells you they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later.
Never give up your nukes.
Never release the opposition's political prisoners.
Never let the opposition delay elections.
If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them.
Never trust a South American with a German name.
Never move anywhere for a religion.
Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy.
If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime, they're FBI (sometimes CIA or military intelligence).
Never become an FBI informant.
If you do become an FBI informant, record everything.
Never relinquish your arms.
Always get it in writing.
If you keep gambling, you’ll eventually win.
Never talk to cops without a lawyer.
Always pay your mercenaries.
Don’t let anyone take your passport.
To add an addendum to rule 3, never put your President and Foreign Minister in the same helicopter or small aircraft. Especially if doing so in bad weather conditions. Especially if you're already under threat from a hostile nuclear power in the region with a proclivity for terrorism (though this probably isn't Israel's doing, in this particular case).
Anyway, Azerbaijan. Not a great country, I think. Did some genocides. They're a petrostate that is hosting Cop29, which I suppose is a way for the bourgeoisie to implicitly convey their contempt for the green movement. They got weapons from Israel, too.
Just for the record, there's an Iranian province called East Azerbaijan, which is not the same as Azerbaijan.
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Defense Politics Asia's youtube channel and their map. Their youtube channel has substantially diminished in quality but the map is still useful.
Moon of Alabama, which tends to have interesting analysis. Avoid the comment section. Understanding War and the Saker: reactionary sources that have occasional insights on the war. Alexander Mercouris, who does daily videos on the conflict. While he is a reactionary and surrounds himself with likeminded people, his daily update videos are relatively brainworm-free and good if you don't want to follow Russian telegram channels to get news. He also co-hosts The Duran, which is more explicitly conservative, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-communist, etc when guests are invited on, but is just about tolerable when it's just the two of them if you want a little more analysis.
On the ground: Patrick Lancaster, an independent and very good journalist reporting in the warzone on the separatists' side.
Unedited videos of Russian/Ukrainian press conferences and speeches.
Pro-Russian Telegram Channels:
Again, CW for anti-LGBT and racist, sexist, etc speech, as well as combat footage.
https://t.me/aleksandr_skif ~ DPR's former Defense Minister and Colonel in the DPR's forces. Russian language. https://t.me/Slavyangrad ~ A few different pro-Russian people gather frequent content for this channel (~100 posts per day), some socialist, but all socially reactionary. If you can only tolerate using one Russian telegram channel, I would recommend this one. https://t.me/s/levigodman ~ Does daily update posts. https://t.me/patricklancasternewstoday ~ Patrick Lancaster's telegram channel. https://t.me/gonzowarr ~ A big Russian commentator. https://t.me/rybar ~ One of, if not the, biggest Russian telegram channels focussing on the war out there. Actually quite balanced, maybe even pessimistic about Russia. Produces interesting and useful maps. https://t.me/epoddubny ~ Russian language. https://t.me/boris_rozhin ~ Russian language. https://t.me/mod_russia_en ~ Russian Ministry of Defense. Does daily, if rather bland updates on the number of Ukrainians killed, etc. The figures appear to be approximately accurate; if you want, reduce all numbers by 25% as a 'propaganda tax', if you don't believe them. Does not cover everything, for obvious reasons, and virtually never details Russian losses. https://t.me/UkraineHumanRightsAbuses ~ Pro-Russian, documents abuses that Ukraine commits.
Kenya "mission" to haiti about to start btw, kinda nice how all the civilized world figured out you can hire some goons from outside to do your deeds, and then be like "wow, we woudl have done it better" (see morocco as well)
This could be Kenya's "ascension" into becoming a sub imperialist state proper. Not good to have more sub imperialists in sub Saharan Africa. South Africa has been sub imperialist since apartheid, and still maintains a sub imperialist relationship with it's neighbours and internal states with regards to policy and migrant workers. That's not mentioning South Africa's current military interventions on the continent. While fighting against ISIS is required to maintain regional security, doing so to protect French oil company Total's infrastructure in Mozambique is not. Neither is taking IMF loan after IMF loan.
This isn’t new. Imperialist powers have always used their subjects as bulwarks against their own countrymen, competing powers, and strategic targets. At the end, the compradors will see the mine shaft
Kenya Troops will attempt to crush the left-wing groups the same way the US and UN did during the 2000's after the 2002 coup. They will probably sign a deal between the right-wing gangs and the Haitian wealthy elite.
My understanding is that the right-wing gangs (or at least a good number of them) started as private police forces for the wealthy elite and are already essentially working for them in Haiti. So there might not be all that far to go on that front.
Let me explain the background. France and the US have been interfering in Haitian politics since independence. The US simply refused to help or even recognize Haiti. At the time, they were literally two independent countries in the Americas.
These right-wing gangs are remnants of the old Haitian army and the extreme right-wing paramilitary groups created under US-backed dictator François Duvalier.
In the 1990s, Haiti elected a left-wing Catholic priest, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, as president in free and fair elections. The army briefly removed him from power and then, with the help of the US (the US didn't want Haitian refugees flooding Florida, and the Gusans complained that they were taking their place) and some Latin American countries, he was restored.
Aristide dissolved the army and the extreme right-wing paramilitarism, so the soldiers began to create gangs. Aristide used the police to crush them. As Aristide had popular support, the Haitian people began to create left-wing militias to help the police. In fact, Aristide started paying these militias and they worked well with the police.
Everything was going well, until, in 2000, just after Aristide had been elected for a second non-consecutive term. He started campaigning at the UN for France to pay reparations for Haiti. The US and France began accusing Aristide of electoral fraud.
In 2004, the paramilitary right, backed by France and the US, removed Aristide from power in a coup. UN soldiers went to the Haiti and only killed civilians. The new right-wing paramilitary goverment banned the left-wing militias and tried to recreate the army. These left-wing militias became involved in low-intensity guerrilla warfare.
The situation from 2004 to the present day got worse and worse and, finally, the right-wing paramilitaries decided to take over the government from their former allies, the Haitian elite.
I watched the documentary Chris Hedges talks about here at one point, but I'll have to watch it again as I've lost a lot of detail. Sounds pretty consistent with my understanding, though. And IIRC there were direct connections made between those right-wing militias and the corporations the U.S. has installed/supported/defended.