Bulletins and News Discussion from May 20th to May 26th, 2024 - Never Break TrueAnon's Rules For Life - COTW: Azerbaijan

Image is of Azerbaijan's President, Aliyev (left) and Armenia's President, Pashinyan (right) in a meeting a month or two after Azerbaijan took Nagorno-Karabakh.

Never go to a second location.
Always get the interior ministry post.
Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft.
If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you.
If someone tells you they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later.
Never give up your nukes.
Never release the opposition's political prisoners.
Never let the opposition delay elections.
If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them.
Never trust a South American with a German name.
Never move anywhere for a religion.
Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy.
If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime, they're FBI (sometimes CIA or military intelligence).
Never become an FBI informant.
If you do become an FBI informant, record everything.
Never relinquish your arms.
Always get it in writing.
If you keep gambling, you’ll eventually win.
Never talk to cops without a lawyer.
Always pay your mercenaries.
Don’t let anyone take your passport.

To add an addendum to rule 3, never put your President and Foreign Minister in the same helicopter or small aircraft. Especially if doing so in bad weather conditions. Especially if you're already under threat from a hostile nuclear power in the region with a proclivity for terrorism (though this probably isn't Israel's doing, in this particular case).

Anyway, Azerbaijan. Not a great country, I think. Did some genocides. They're a petrostate that is hosting Cop29, which I suppose is a way for the bourgeoisie to implicitly convey their contempt for the green movement. They got weapons from Israel, too.

Just for the record, there's an Iranian province called East Azerbaijan, which is not the same as Azerbaijan.

The COTW (Country of the Week) label is designed to spur discussion and debate about a specific country every week in order to help the community gain greater understanding of the domestic situation of often-understudied nations. If you've wanted to talk about the country or share your experiences, but have never found a relevant place to do so, now is your chance! However, don't worry - this is still a general news megathread where you can post about ongoing events from any country.

The Country of the Week is Azerbaijan! Feel free to chime in with books, essays, longform articles, even stories and anecdotes or rants. More detail here.

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Last week's thread is here.

Israel-Palestine Conflict

If you have evidence of Israeli crimes and atrocities that you wish to preserve, there is a thread here in which to do so.

Sources on the fighting in Palestine against Israel. In general, CW for footage of battles, explosions, dead people, and so on:

UNRWA daily-ish reports on Israel's destruction and siege of Gaza and the West Bank.

English-language Palestinian Marxist-Leninist twitter account. Alt here.
English-language twitter account that collates news (and has automated posting when the person running it goes to sleep).
Arab-language twitter account with videos and images of fighting.
English-language (with some Arab retweets) Twitter account based in Lebanon. - Telegram is @IbnRiad.
English-language Palestinian Twitter account which reports on news from the Resistance Axis. - Telegram is @EyesOnSouth.
English-language Twitter account in the same group as the previous two. - Telegram here.

English-language PalestineResist telegram channel.
More telegram channels here for those interested.

Various sources that are covering the Ukraine conflict are also covering the one in Palestine, like Rybar.

Russia-Ukraine Conflict

Examples of Ukrainian Nazis and fascists
Examples of racism/euro-centrism during the Russia-Ukraine conflict

Sources:

Defense Politics Asia's youtube channel and their map. Their youtube channel has substantially diminished in quality but the map is still useful. Moon of Alabama, which tends to have interesting analysis. Avoid the comment section.
Understanding War and the Saker: reactionary sources that have occasional insights on the war.
Alexander Mercouris, who does daily videos on the conflict. While he is a reactionary and surrounds himself with likeminded people, his daily update videos are relatively brainworm-free and good if you don't want to follow Russian telegram channels to get news. He also co-hosts The Duran, which is more explicitly conservative, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-communist, etc when guests are invited on, but is just about tolerable when it's just the two of them if you want a little more analysis.
On the ground: Patrick Lancaster, an independent and very good journalist reporting in the warzone on the separatists' side.

Unedited videos of Russian/Ukrainian press conferences and speeches.

Pro-Russian Telegram Channels:

Again, CW for anti-LGBT and racist, sexist, etc speech, as well as combat footage.

https://t.me/aleksandr_skif ~ DPR's former Defense Minister and Colonel in the DPR's forces. Russian language.
https://t.me/Slavyangrad ~ A few different pro-Russian people gather frequent content for this channel (~100 posts per day), some socialist, but all socially reactionary. If you can only tolerate using one Russian telegram channel, I would recommend this one.
https://t.me/s/levigodman ~ Does daily update posts.
https://t.me/patricklancasternewstoday ~ Patrick Lancaster's telegram channel.
https://t.me/gonzowarr ~ A big Russian commentator.
https://t.me/rybar ~ One of, if not the, biggest Russian telegram channels focussing on the war out there. Actually quite balanced, maybe even pessimistic about Russia. Produces interesting and useful maps.
https://t.me/epoddubny ~ Russian language.
https://t.me/boris_rozhin ~ Russian language.
https://t.me/mod_russia_en ~ Russian Ministry of Defense. Does daily, if rather bland updates on the number of Ukrainians killed, etc. The figures appear to be approximately accurate; if you want, reduce all numbers by 25% as a 'propaganda tax', if you don't believe them. Does not cover everything, for obvious reasons, and virtually never details Russian losses.
https://t.me/UkraineHumanRightsAbuses ~ Pro-Russian, documents abuses that Ukraine commits.

Pro-Ukraine Telegram Channels:

Almost every Western media outlet.
https://discord.gg/projectowl ~ Pro-Ukrainian OSINT Discord.
https://t.me/ice_inii ~ Alleged Ukrainian account with a rather cynical take on the entire thing.

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milei is known for doing stupid shit right, like first being born and second choosing anarchocapitalism and nazism and his guide through life. Okay now I spoke yesterday of milei's latest enemy: """Communist Spain""". You know, he went there on an official visit, did not meet with the First Minister of the Soviet Spanish Republics and the King of the Soviets, breaking diplomatic protocol. Instead, he went to a VOX rally, spoke about the dangers of socialism, 150million dead bla bla. And while there he also insulted the PM's wife.

Spain didn't like it of course and decided to recall it's ambassador and stuff. Now, I will make it clear that I don't believe Spain is going to break diplomatic relations with Argentina, because we have a lot of deep and important matters that links us with Spain, it's just not that easy. HOWEVER, we're living in ancap wonderland and this utter imbecile is indeed capable of almost anything, especially now that he identified Spain as "Socialist" and he made it clear months ago that he will not deal with "Communist countries" (Back then it was China and Brasil).

Now why I'm a bit worried about this? Because I applied for spanish citizenship a few months ago and I still haven't received it (I'm fully eligible). This process takes quite some time. I understand this process is not done by the Embassy but by the Consulate, different diplomatic institution, and this one continues to function. However, if both countries break relations, doesn't that mean that both the Embassy and the Consulate are closed? What will then happen to my application? Is it sucked into the void never to be seen again?

And I kinda need that citizenship, first due to family reasons and second because it is my ticket out of this hole if everything goes down like really bad, plus I'd like to go to Spain on vacations one day and perhaps visit other parts of that wretched glorified peninsula known as "Europe". But I swear if this motherfucker, moronic piece of insecure ancap shit kills it I will dedicate my entire life to wage a Protracted People's War against this pro-zionist pro-USA fascist regime.
- im currently in spain and let me tell ya it's not even close to communist enough for my liking, like not even 1% of the way there. they don't even have portraits of lenin in every public establishment for pete's sake
  
  unironically though i hope you don't get fucked over by this and you get to be a spanish citizen, i'm trying to do the same
  
  Death to America
- Communist Spain
  
  Famous communists Premier Pedro Sanchez and Monarcho-Bolshevik Felipe VI of the People's Kingdom of Spain.
  
  However, if both countries break relations, doesn't that mean that both the Embassy and the Consulate are closed?
  
  Normally, when two countries break off relations, they have a protecting power (a neutral nation, usually Sweden or Switzerland) to look after their diplomatic interests.
  
  I guess just Switzerland now that Sweden is NATO
- I will dedicate my entire life to wage a Protracted People's War against this pro-zionist pro-USA fascist regime.
  
  You should do this anyway.
- :waow-based:

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