Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.
Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.
Also, take it from a squid- clams don't meditate. They're big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
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I don't know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
You would think so, but they've got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
Sounds like squid propaganda!
Hey, you don't have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting "from the sea to the river".
Nah, they’re on instaclam.
Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there's a whole expression about it
Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?