Canada's maple syrup reserve almost empty as sap season at risk of becoming another casualty of the winter that wasn't
Canada's maple syrup reserve almost empty as sap season at risk of becoming another casualty of the winter that wasn't
Will maple syrup always be available for breakfast? A collision of forces have brought the billion-plus dollar industry to an uncertain moment.
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I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.
When sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.
They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.
they can keep the Tim Hortons, though.
I'll take the free healthcare.
Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There's nothing but trees up there.
Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.
Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you'll find out the true meaning of war.
the last time they stopped saying sorry, we've had to write the geneva convention
they're going to unleash the geese.
just because they're heroes, doesn't mean they're not assholes.
I mean, they pretty much had the same solution as a Marvel Super Hero. (and the same rate of collateral deaths, probably.)
To quote the Frank Zappa song Titties 'n Beer: That's very very true.
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Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse... Again. We burned it down once before, we'll do it again
It's the only thing that keeps their rage at bay...
corn syrup lurking in the shadows