Canada's maple syrup reserve almost empty as sap season at risk of becoming another casualty of the winter that wasn't
Canada's maple syrup reserve almost empty as sap season at risk of becoming another casualty of the winter that wasn't
Will maple syrup always be available for breakfast? A collision of forces have brought the billion-plus dollar industry to an uncertain moment.
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I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.
53 0 ReplyWhen sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.
25 0 ReplyThey could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.
22 1 Replythey can keep the Tim Hortons, though.
I'll take the free healthcare.
10 0 ReplyHonestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There's nothing but trees up there.
9 0 ReplyDeal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.
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Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you'll find out the true meaning of war.
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the last time they stopped saying sorry, we've had to write the geneva convention
11 0 Replythey're going to unleash the geese.
10 0 Reply1 1 Replyjust because they're heroes, doesn't mean they're not assholes.
I mean, they pretty much had the same solution as a Marvel Super Hero. (and the same rate of collateral deaths, probably.)
2 0 ReplyTo quote the Frank Zappa song Titties 'n Beer: That's very very true.
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Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse... Again. We burned it down once before, we'll do it again
3 0 ReplyIt's the only thing that keeps their rage at bay...
3 0 Replycorn syrup lurking in the shadows
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