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A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
20 0 Replythe motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?
12 0 ReplyGiven most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.
The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.
9 0 Replyssh into the server and lick your desktop's motherboard
13 0 ReplyGives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.
3 0 ReplyQuantum properties of SSH
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Also, I don't know if Amazon will let my friend in a similar situation into their data centers to lick the AWS motherboards.
3 0 ReplyAMZN can charge extra as part of their AWS plan to allow enhanced debugging.
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Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment
This is 100% false
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Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I'd go for the monitor.
7 0 ReplyThis is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
5 0 ReplyApple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
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The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
6 0 ReplyThey taste more like flies and less like butter.
Source
Don’t ask.
2 0 ReplyI have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
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Isn't there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
3 0 ReplyThanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.
So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
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Lmao dammit emacs
3 0 ReplyLicking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
3 0 ReplyHey there I am Dev
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