What you claimed is that the fact that Debian repos move slowly (one of the key defining features of the distro) is a "niche" fact to Debian noobs (people who are new to using Debian).
It's not.
And you can check my history -- it's NixOS all day.
TIL the only reason to mock a meme is if you're upset, you can't just think the meme is half-baked and joke about it. (Even if you upvote it because you did chuckle you're still just upset).
You strike me as a true Linux master with 0 people skills.