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Time dilatation.
Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?
Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
Interviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
He’ll do it tomorrow.
Sandevistan goes brrr
Boy, that career pivot to an Arasaka lap-dog would be kind of rough though:
Employee Eval Form
- Does the employee achieve their tasks on time, and under budget?
[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [x] Always- Does the employee pay attention to details?
[x] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Always...
- Does the employee exhibit signs of cyberpsychosis on the job?
[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [x] Often [ ] Always
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