US tap watered is monitored closely and the results for basically every locality are available online. In the few places where you can't drink it, they make a really big deal about letting you know.
Unfortunately that would be the impression you'd get from the news. In reality, tap water is so safe in almost all of the US- that when its not in a city than it is major news.
Of course not, why would I publish my face? I stole the picture, like any sane person would, from @ivanafterall@kbin.social after he made a post declaring, that we all look the same. Bearded men with glasses. If he's dumb, it's actually his face, but are you assuming people are dumb? You can generate perfect avatar faces with AI by now, I do it all the time.