SUPER CONTROVERSIAL TAKE: I kinda like trashy beach towns and I hope they still exist under socialism
No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
there will be fewer shops that exclusively sell t shirts with text in impact font, but drinking beer on the beach is, i believe, a cornerstone of communism
No I think at least some of the T-shirt shops have to stay. Getting a really weird trashy T-shirt with something bizarrely sexual on it is a core part of the beach town experience.
Based on my dad's t shirt collection some of those tourist shirts actually have a decent lifespan. He's still got one with a big spear fish on it from the early 90s.