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The secret is buying a good tent. And getting pisshead drunk, so that nothing in the world can wake You up. Trust me, I've been to tens of music festivals and twice as much camping.
The secret is becoming a homeowner and then camping inside the home
But always put up your tent before getting drunk!
It's known as "The First Rule of Camping: First put up the tent, then open the beer." I've seen what happens when people ignore this rule. I've seen 6 guys trying to put up a tent for 3 and a half hours. I've seen a guy sleeping wrapped up in an unraised tent. I've seen a guy throw a tent on a bush, then sleep under that bush.
The last guy is my spirit animal. Tent's off the ground, technically it's "up"!
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