False equivalency, considering one is (especially at the time) directly making the contemptibly gay-coded body language on the couch, hand gesture and all, while speaking poorly of the normalcy of the heteronormative thing that is supposed to be enjoyed.
Ow, the edge. It's so dull because it hasn't been sharpened since 2007.
You're going this hard in defense of a webcomic cliche that was so thought-terminating that its own maker outright rejected it eventually. It shows what kind of people are still stanning for the original message: people like you.