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You get little cans of peas that you can keep in your car in case of duck sightings
I would love to explain my Emergency Peas to people who saw them.
I appreciate you and your peas, but that could kill someone if you crash, much better to put the can in the glove compartment or boot.
God, there's one in every fuckin thread 😂
It's in the boot
One what, person who shows concern for the safety of whoever is in your car (and that of whoever decides to follow your advice)? How utterly horrific that must be for you.. 🙄
It's pretty obvious it's in the boot though if you look at the image. It's in something made of plastic, it's dirty, and it's with a first aid kit.
Sorry to be blunt but the pseudo-intellectual above just assumed I was stupid enough to keep a loose projectile in the car. I mean it's pictured next to a first aid kit.
I shouldn't have to post a disclaimer every single time along with a pic. "Here's my car-peas for ducks. Please note that they are secured in the boot of the car where they cannot injure anyone and that feeding peas to young ducks creates a choking hazard and your ducks may be at risk if you do not keep up payments. Anyway enjoy the amusing picture and don't have nightmares"
A lot of people make the world worse while thinking they're making it better
Based on the meme in a freezer you have in your car as it seems it must be frozen peas otherwise they will fight you to death.
I should explain, due to my experience in this matter. Frozen peas are better, simply because they float. Canned peas sink, so you can only throw a few at a time
That said, I've seen what I am sure was a duck getting brain-freeze from the frozen ones. Can't be sure but I didn't imagine the stinkeye
All we are saying, is give peas a chance.
