What's your favourite joke?
What's your favourite joke?
What's your favourite joke?
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norrissed
Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can punch himself in the back of the head
But also he's a fascist cult piece of trash which puts a damper on these classically fun jokes
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called The Islands
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
Good one, never heard that one before :)