2025-05-07
2025-05-07
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āHow many times did I say it, Harold? How many times? āMake sure that bomb shelterās got a can openerāaināt much good without a can opener,ā I said.ā
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A future scavenger will be happy about your noble sacrifice
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Yeah this would be some great environmental lore in fallout. You find the shelter and inside are two skeletons and a ton of unopened can food. No can opener though. Evidence of a fight. Maybe a note about how stupid Harold is/was.
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Not super believable tbh. Cans aren't some mysterious indestructible material.
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But if you murdered your husband over forgetting a can-opener, would be kinda messed up to just eat the canned food afterwards anyways
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i mean if it's in a sealed room i don't see why much of anything would happen to the cans.
iirc there's some sealing compound inside the rim which is the only thing i can imagine causing the seal to break, and other than that i don't really know any way the food would spoili guess maybe the metal would degrade from moisture in the air in 200 years? but i'd imagine cans are specifically made out of a resistant alloy..
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the point is cans aren't that hard to open. you wouldn't get two skeletons and a bunch of unopened cans relistically.
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You don't know me!
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32 comments