Literal interpretation
Literal interpretation
Literal interpretation
For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that'd increase how much they want them.
That's a fairly small subset though.
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Poo vids, sounds like.
There are two rules *to dating neurotypicals and they're the same for both genders, and neither one is 'be nice.'
It's be hot af and easy?
Yes on the first thing, but its more of a mixed bag on the second. There certainly are people that'd prefer easy though.
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