5d ago

I'm a virgin, AMA

Unfortunately late to another trend yet again. Due to my harsh stances on cabbages I haven't had much success with the ladies. Not a joke thread btw ask anything you want.

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What did cabbage do to you?
- It killed my family and took my (adopted) kids. So now i roam the internet seeking my revenge at every corner and i don't know how longer i can keep going without finding my peace.
  Joking aside here's the real answer:
  I have no strong feelings towards cabbages, however since my pfp used to be a cabbage the internet demanded i must state my position on the "cabbage question".
  
  That’s tough, I hope you can find your peace
  
  As of 2020 there were 71 million tonnes of cabbage produced, so i still have a long way to go.
  
  That’s a lot of cabbage
  
  Yeah currently there are a lot of reactionary elements resisting the de-cabbagification of the world. But when worldwide communism is achieved, I'll be there.
  
  Let’s work hard to get to worldwide communism fast then
  
  Me when i see the button to erase capitalism (alongside cabbages) from the earth

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