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The US/Canada Trade War

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God. It's like a humiliation fetish on a national scale. The Annoying Orange and the World's Most Terminally Divorced Man just can't help themselves - or stick to anything for more than ten minutes.
Though I suppose, given their goals, we should be grateful for that weakness? I don't know, I'm on the edge of learning to make moonshine to make the pain go away
- Maybe Melania is making Trump cuck himself in front the man she really wants?
  
  I'll leave this here. Plenty of others is anyone wants to have a search.
  
  Can you imagine being the first president whose wife gives birth to another man's baby while in office?
  
  Musk can only have IVF kids because of a botched penis enlargement. Melanie is 54, so even with IVF there's a super slim chance at best. Without IVF it ain't happening.
  
  American rapper says that Elon's ex-wife Grimes told her that Elon has a botched penis implant.
  Rofl I thought he couldn't touch a women without getting hives or something. This is karma level stuff if true.
  
  I think he's referring to Justin Trudeau. Baron looks like Trudeau.
  
  While I'd certainly believe someone other than Trump as biological father I'm not seeing the Trudeau resemblance personally.
  
  barron looks more like trump than trudeau.
  
  All white people look the same.
  
  Wait, for real on the dingaling damage? I had no idea and that is hilariously on brand.
  No shade cast for anyone using such a procedure, btw, unless you're a malicious spoiled man-baby.
  
  Is that a joke or something that you’ve read somewhere? Hilarious either way, but I am not searching the web for “Elon Musk penis enlargement” 😅😂
  
  It's a rumor, but it's got a wee bit of truth to it:
  https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-botched-penis-implant-rumor
  
  I have been hoping for something to get him out of office before that. But, that could almost be worth it you crazy bastard!
- It's not that they can't stick to anything... The issue is that they come up with shit ideas that they implement immediately without any planning. Then when the idea turns out to be shit publicly they have to walk it back at least partially because it isn't doing what they wanted. They don't care about how it looks, but the ideas are so terrible that they aren't even accomplishing what they intend.
  
  Honestly, I'm at the point where, while I think there is a great deal of malice and certainly some horrific long-term plans, I genuinely believe that these people are idiots at this point. I think many of their actions lack any intention beyond the immediate and impulsive emotional reactions of a thin-skinned narcissist.
  We are not just being ruled by evil shitheads, we're being ruled by evil shitwits.
  
  They’re six years old playing their first run of Civilization and think winning means destroying everything else and taking everything you can, but you don’t know what all the menus mean yet so you just start clicking random stuff to see what happens.
  
  [ Add tariffs +25% 🪙 -30% 🕊 -25% ⚖️]
  clicks
  [ This breaks your agreement USMCA 2019. Are you sure you wa... ]
  clicks Yes
  Wait why is my trade income decreasing?
  
  This is... so accurate
- I don't know, I'm on the edge of learning to make moonshine to make the pain go away
  Has DOGE gutted the ATF yet? (Of course not, that bureau oppresses the public instead of serving it. That budget is sacred and shall not be touched except to expand it.)

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