Explain this, lefties!
Explain this, lefties!
Because I literally can't. The second part sounds homophobic, but I don't see how it follows from the first sentence.
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I’d like to know what exactly is implied by the quotation marks around the word “anal” here.
I think they want to say that they don't consider anal penetration to be legitimate intercourse but they're too illiterate to know how to correctly do that (e.g. anal "sex")
correctly doo-doo that
Ftfy
Maybe he's implying that people are doing it wrong? That real anal sex haven't been tried?
To say that “anal sex doesn't work” is to overlook the fact that it did. In Eastern Europe, Russia, China, Mongolia, North Korea, and Cuba, anal created a sex life for the mass of people that was far better than the wretched vanilla sex they had endured under feudal lords, military bosses, foreign colonizers, and Western capitalists. The end result was a dramatic improvement in butt sex conditions for hundreds of millions of people on a scale never before or since witnessed in history.
Maybe they're one of those pedantic I-am-very-smart types who think that it should ackshually be called anal-rectal sex,
It's in the butt, but not really in the butt? Yeah, I dunno lmao
I like anal, but only in my hoohoo.
Riding those rails like all up in that choo choo
I'm a locomotive so bring dat boom-bap
Trainnn!
(worst Beastie Boys lyrics ever)
"anal" is when you lay your dick in-between the butt cheeks like a hot dog in a bun