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Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza
Prolly Altoona pizza.
Nah, that’s a Tesco uniform so probably UK. It’ll be a Chicago Town mini pizza.
What's even more depressing is they come in packs of 2 and he's only been given one of them.
The second is given to the team to split onto everyone and celebrate, too
Truly Tesco's generosity knows no bounds.
Wow, this looks unappetizing even in the company's professionally-photographed marketing pages: https://chicagotown.com/the-range/deep-dish
Never heard of this brand before, and they claim to be the "number 1 pizza brand in America".
The more I look at this pizza, the more I feels bad for the guy in the picture. I'm so sorry your life turned out this way, Cecil.
Crusts go rock hard and the rest is too piping hot to eat out of the microwave. There's a significant proportion of British people of a certain ages who's formative impression of American pizza is this.
omfg that's right, this is microwaved.... The FAQ page is like: "Why do your Deep Dish pizzas not include the foil discs anymore?" and "My Deep Dish didn’t cook right in the microwave, am I doing something wrong?" I mean you might as well get a stack of cardboard and soak it in tomato sauce, at that point.
Advertising looks better than the pizza. But jokes aside, this is the type of rubbish that would hit the spot on a break at work after working on a cold winter's day