Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

I was born in Victorian Britain and have a very mirthful air about me.

So one day I was going about my merry business, being my jovial self.

When I'm walked a creature that saw what I was about, smiled at me and said 'well aren't you the gayest person I've met all day'.

I'm not sure how to feel tbh