It turns out that lowering safety standards across the board isn't good for our health. Who could have possibly seen this coming? Why, oh why did we lower standards on these enormous corporations that fuel our entire lives?!?
Oh yeah, money 🤑 I've made like $12 from investing in their stock, so everything's fine.
Consider the groups most likely impacted by a compromised food safety standard and decreased regulation. The rich aren't out buying Walmart brand waffles.