Look how young the children were when they would send them deep into the pasta mines. Back then, they didn’t even use proper ventilation. They would frequently end up with gluten lung.
They already have! You think cheap pasta is through efficiency and child labor! It's GMO and overfertilized crap.
I remember grandpa chasing me with a switch because I left ripe pasta I couldn't reach, but man was it tasty. Not like this new plastic-y crap. Why does it stick? It used to never stick before!