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For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.
I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…
During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.
That tracks. I usually do just contribute a load of hot air
You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset
Woahh, I’m fartin’ air
Woah oh! Lizard on a pear
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