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Was accused of being drunk yesterday... 'My dear, you are ugly, and whatβs more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'Not the best thing to say to your mum but I didn't coin it.
12 0 ReplyThat's Churchill right?
9 0 ReplyThe town in Gippsland with the giant cigar in the middle of it? Yeah, they're all drunk :D
5 0 ReplyYou'd have to be to live so close to the powerplants.
3 0 ReplyNot drunk, stoned or iced!
2 0 ReplyWent to uni there for 3 years (but didn't live there) in the 90's... can confirm...
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Yea Churchill.
Named my old british blue cat Winston after him because he had a chubby face and used to attack the old man's cigar smoke.
4 0 ReplyI once got to de-gonad a Russian blue named Boris
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4 0 ReplyI did y10 work experience at the local Vet π
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This is gold though
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