This is a bigger culture shock than the metric vs imperial system to me.

Now you just stand right in the center of the lobby floor..... Mmmhm, very good, now just stand here a minute... runs outside

Alright, do it! the building, wired up for detonation, implodes in spectacular fashion, collapsing like an accordion

...and that is how we deal with the deranged. We will start to clear debris on Monday, and scheduled to start rebuilding in 6 weeks. Good work everyone.