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Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.
Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?
I'm sure the "Legends Expanded Universe" people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.
Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.
If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued
Prolly, yes. The plastic bit just flips up.
I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.