I have an idea that might work for solving climate change. It has no scientific basis but hear me out, I think it's worth at least trying. We should try sacrificing some oil execs in a volcano. Maybe tie them to a barrel of oil so that the earth understands we are trying to return what we took and make up for it a bit, so please chill out. Probably won't actually do anything but it wouldn't hurt to at least try it for a few decades, right?
I like it. I mean, people won't go into the lava, as it's liquid stone, everyone thinks they'll just dive in but no, it'd be like falling onto solid rock; but you've solved that with the oil barrel - well done.
This comment was reported for advocating violence. I'm chalking it up to venting. I share similar frustrations, but let's make sure we aren't pushing the envelope too far.
I've made similar comments, but I'm trying to take my mod duties (and reports associated with them) half seriously.