Except for the fried chicken. And if you're having that, might as well grab some of the mashed potatoes, which are pretty good, too. And I'm not proud of it, but the macaroni and cheese isn't the absolute worst if you're already there. FINE, I KIND OF LIKE IT, OKAY?
When you think of corpulent, sweaty U.S. southerners waddling into an indoor fried-food trough to compete for the title "most likely to have a stroke", that public feeding location is referred to as a " Golden Corral".