‘Bumble fumble’: online dating apps struggle as people swear off swiping
‘Bumble fumble’: online dating apps struggle as people swear off swiping
Online dating industry in crisis as shares fall and nearly half of all users report negative experiences on the apps
Online dating industry in crisis as shares fall and nearly half of all users report negative experiences on the apps
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These apps all monetize emotions. Of course they're going to be terrible. Modern SAAS business models suck.
EaaS. Emotions as a service.
I'm going to trademark that. So worth a business book tour!
Can I jump in at 20%? I'll come up with innovative-sounding words for VC funding meetings.
FOaaS. Fucked over as a service.
You ever hear the conspiracy theory that says the reason Cosmo gives out such shitty dating advice to women is that if they gave out good dating advice, women would be more successful in their relationships and thus not need "advice" and so would stop reading Cosmo?
Just like that. Every successful match is two fewer users, so just make sure they can't stay away.