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JD Vance tucks his shirt into his underwear, pass it on
...So when he puts his hand in his pants it feels like a tight sofa cushion.
Please stop. JD Vance can only get so erect.
JD Vance wears boxers over his tighty-whities, pass it on
JD Vance licks his envelopes to seal them... and also to open them. Pass it on.
JD Vance lays a coating of toilet paper on the toilet seat, then still does a hover anyway. Pass it on.
Oh I heard it's the other way around
He learned that technique from Guiliani's bed-tuck.
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