No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

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No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
...to completion...
It does seem like an oddly specific denial.
With how it's worded, it could even imply that he did reach completion, just that he was too selfish to help the couch get there.
And the next sentence is 'That is a lie.'
Is this calling the claim of his bad couch loving a lie, or his previous sentence where he denied it?