Double-check your bag. Make sure you've got the right one.
Faking a cop's death scores you a date with Angelina Jolie.
Buying weed from your neighbor makes you look gay.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Gotham's worst criminals are social media influencers.
Jesus did tell bros to cut out their own eyes. He's probably fine with this.
Virginity is dangerous!
The Devil is actually really nice and offers a pretty sweet deal.
Sarah Michelle Gellar had a lot of work done...
We don't have payphones anymore because the machines wanted to get rid of exits.
As both the hotel and bank of assassins, The Continental must make a killing in currency conversion.
The rest of the school year was probably pretty easy for the kids.
Wicca is evidently a genetic heritage.
The FBI should share resources with the Chinese government more often.
Ricky would have been a YouTube influencer.
Child labor leads to better unions.
Vanilla Ice doesn't stop a show for ANYTHING
Really smart people do cocaine and opium when they're bored.
Always watch your food being prepped...
