Things you shouldn’t say to someone on their deathbed
Things you don’t wanna hear in the middle of your vasectomy
Things you can say to your best friend but not your girlfriend.
Things NOT to tell your therapist
The wrong things to say to a heartbroken friend
Things your cat would say if he/she could talk
Ruin a movie by rearranging the words in the title
Marketing slogans for the newest 'must have' kids toy
Awkward things to read on a bottle of constipation medicine
Weird ways to answer a phone
Things you can say about a book, but not about your girlfriend
Songs not to sing while sitting in jail
Things you shouldn't put in a resume
You walk into a biker's bar and walk over to the jukebox, what is the worst song you pick for that crowd
Things You Wouldn't Want Too Hear While In An Ambulance
Things you don't want to hear from a religious figure at a funeral
What not to say when pulled over
