Puns

EDIT: repost from dadjokes can't remember who

EDIT2: here

No idea

What do you call a deer which can't see and has no legs?

Still no idea

Cause it was blue

Penal-tea.

...but it blows.

They couldn't see that well.

Hi everyone, as the moderator of !puns@lemmy.zip, we need a icon and banner.

Any potential icons or banners please put in the comment section.

EDIT: I have added the first candidate, but feel free to submit any more; I might change my mind. :)

They had a lot of chemistry between them.

Something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it.

So a little while ago my home town held a pun Competition with a cash prize for the winning pun and no limit on the amount of entries you could make! So I entered ten puns into the competition hoping that one would win but...

No pun intended